Welcome to Caves of HTML!
You are in a dark cave scattered about with fragments of HTML and graphics. You think you saw a domain name go scuttling along the wall where the light from the entrance just reaches. It's cold.
? Make pop-under
You can't do that now.
? Look
You see a bit of javascript on the floor of the cave, shivering in fear while a meta refresh crawls over your shoe.
? Get meta refresh
You pick up the meta refresh. It feels slimy and somehow disconcerting.
? Make pop-under with meta refresh
You can't do that.
? Get Javascript
It squirms in your hands, trying to get free. You can tell it definitely doesn't like you.
? Make pop-under with javascript
An item you are carrying prevents you from making a pop-under.
? I
You are carrying:
Meta refresh
Javascript
Common Sense
? Drop Common Sense
You now have no Common Sense
? Make pop-under with javascript
You make a pop-under! Unfortunately, you're just as in the dark as before.
Source: GreyWyvern in alt.html, 24. September 2003. Google archive