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Montag, 25. November 2002, 13:59:16

Hu Jintao ist zum neuen Generalsekretär der Kommunistischen Partei Chinas gewählt worden. Lest, was sich danach im Oval Office abgespielt hat, als Condoleezza Rice George W. Busch darüber informiert:

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you: Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you: Who is leading China?

Condi: That's him.

George: That's who?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? What's Arafat doing in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Condi: Thats correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the UN.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You dont want Kofi?

George: No.

But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the UN.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Now will you please make the call!

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too.

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