Montag, 25. November 2002, 13:59:16
Hu Jintao ist zum neuen Generalsekretär der Kommunistischen Partei Chinas gewählt worden. Lest, was sich danach im Oval Office abgespielt hat, als Condoleezza Rice George W. Busch darüber informiert:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you: Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you: Who is leading China?
Condi: That's him.
George: That's who?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? What's Arafat doing in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: Thats correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You dont want Kofi?
George: No.
But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the UN.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Now will you please make the call!
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls too.
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