Freitag, 06. August 2004, 19:17:39
Because when you become parents (and as you slowly, slip into madness) you'll start doing very strange things and you won't even notice. You'll be expected to form strong opinions about various cartoon animals. No matter how bad you were at spelling you will become a master talking about c-a-n-d-y and going to the d-o-c-t-o-r.
You will wake up one day and say to yourself "You know, it's been ten years since I've had sex in my kitchen." And then you'll realize you've got ten more years to go.
So just remember: cuteness is a survival trait. And they are out to get you.
As You Slowly Slip Into Madness, by aristus.