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Das Logfile über mein Leben im Netz.

Blame Canada! Montag, 24. Oktober 2005, 14:45:35

But first, let me introduce all the previous glamorous owners of The Freakin Green Elf Shorts: Andrea, Frally, Jon, Kim, Karen, Owl, Strude, Puppdaddy (and me, but that's kinda obvious).

All the captions were great, definitely a lot better than the picture. But as we've only got one pair of Freakin Green Elf Shorts, I had to make a choice. It wasn't easy, but it had to be done. This one is It:

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You've got the Green Elf Shorts
I've got poo

I had to take pills to get off the giggles. In other words:

April is the winner! Hooray!

April, send your postal address to the e-mail addy at the bottom of this page, and The Freakin Green Elf Shorts will be on their way to Canada.

And let me finish with this exceptionally befitting quote:

No more public scatology
-George W. Bush, Jr.