Welcome to Caves of HTML!
You are in a dark cave scattered about with fragments of HTML and graphics. You think you saw a domain name go scuttling along the wall where the light from the entrance just reaches. It's cold.
? Make pop-under
You can't do that now.
? Get meta refresh
You pick up the meta refresh. It feels slimy and somehow disconcerting.
? Make pop-under with meta refresh
You can't do that.
It squirms in your hands, trying to get free. You can tell it definitely doesn't like you.
An item you are carrying prevents you from making a pop-under.
You are carrying:
? Drop Common Sense
You now have no Common Sense
You make a pop-under! Unfortunately, you're just as in the dark as before.
Source: GreyWyvern in alt.html, 24. September 2003. Google archive