Do Not Panic. This Is Just A Drill Mittwoch, 03. Mai 2006, 17:37:51
This is your captain speaking. Do not panic. This is just a drill. If you hear a loud swooshing sound, this is not our atmosphere escaping into space. The hull was not breached. We have not been hit by a proton torpedo. The red emergency lights are on for your entertainment only. The Klingon are not, in fact, boarding this ship as we speak.